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Which Star Trek’er are you?

Posted by Matt Bertuzzi on Fri, May 15, 2009
 


It's Friday afternoon and it isn't month/quarter end (yet), so I thought a Friday fun post might be in order.

This morning I caught a hilarious post by Steve Johnson, of Pragmatic Marketing, on personas in technology companies as characters from either Star Trek (the original or The Next Generation).

Warning: some of these cut deep! But I am fan of equal opportunity mockery and hope you are too.

Some highlights:

Sales People
as Captain Kirk: "action without thought, asking for the impossible and frequently violating the prime directive"

Marketing People
as Bones (Dr. McCoy): "emotion without logic, frequently complaining about what they aren't: "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."

Product Managers
as Scotty the chief engineer: "tells Kirk that whatever he wants is impossible and fifteen minutes later, says, ‘Okay, you've got warp drive.'"

President / CEO
"Back at Starfleet, without a clue of what is really happening in the field"

Steve goes on to describe how these personas need to be more like The Next Generation. It's definitely a bit geeky but worth the read. Enjoy!

Photo Credit: Coneee

COMMENTS

Those are great! Thanks for pointing out the post, I will definitely read it. 
 
Dave 
TechDemoGuy.com

posted @ Saturday, May 16, 2009 9:22 PM by Dave Sohigian


Glad you enjoyed the post. It's definitely geeky but those of us who understand are in a different crowd than those who don't. And those who get offended--well, they're exactly who we're making fun of.

posted @ Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:18 PM by Steve Johnson


So based on your posting, is it safe to say that people in an HR role are Uhura, due to the fact that she is human and very sympathetic to others feelings (particularly Spock)..."Tell me what you need..."

posted @ Friday, May 22, 2009 11:58 AM by Marshsa


@Dave glad you enjoyed.  
 
@Steve thanks for stopping by. I really enjoy your blog! 
 
@Marshsa nice analysis!

posted @ Friday, May 22, 2009 3:45 PM by Matt


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